YOU MIGHT BE ADDICTED TO WHITEWATER IF..... Author unknown You "pour over" streamflow readings the way a stockbroker scans the markets everyday. You practically salivate at the sound of rainfall. There's no room on your speed-dial for anything but
"Waterproof" means "a little
damp" or "might-float" Your friends or relatives are shocked when you House guests ask you why you replaced your living
A dress shirt and tie no longer bother you, because You co-workers (and non-boating friends, family and The sight of a waterfall gives you the You call your buddies in order of shuttle ability. Your boat is worth more than your car. Even in the dead of winter, you never actually lose You build your new house as close as possible to the Your dog loves to roll in your pile of paddling You're all dressed up and don't notice that you're You ask the clerk at Eaton's how well these dress You measure major purchases relative to the cost of You're the one with the Bright Sunny Smile on the Every once in a while you touch your paddle, just to When your non boating friends visit your home or You have no trouble saying "Rotomolded
Crosslink You have a bathing suit that's wet from March to Your Mom has stopped saying "be careful this You've never setup a tent when it's light out. You've tied up your mate using either a taught-line You have friends that you don't recognize without You can ID make and model on a car topped kayak at a quarter mile... "Wet, sticky hole" and "blowing a
ferry" in casual You always have sinus congestion on monday morning.. You leave your glasses strap on at night. Your only considerations when buying a car are All career, personal and financial decisions are You visit Niagara Falls and think "This may be You build a 2 car garage addition and you still You bug out on your wife and kids to go paddling for You deliberately watch the whole commercial just to You maneuvre your car on five-lane streets by If you live in a town with a river running through You find yourself humming Weather Channel tunes and hope for flooding. It takes longer and longer to get your "land
legs" You feel all mushy inside when your wife gives you a You keep moving the car seat forward, so you can You can't look at water in a gutter without You start driving around with your PFD and helmet on After a car wreck, the first thing you check for is The only thing you worry about when getting naked |