YOU MIGHT BE ADDICTED TO WHITEWATER IF.....
You "pour over" streamflow readings the way a stockbroker scans the markets everyday.
You practically salivate at the sound of rainfall.
There's no room on your speed-dial for anything but
"Waterproof" means "a little
damp" or "might-float"
Your friends or relatives are shocked when you
House guests ask you why you replaced your living
A dress shirt and tie no longer bother you, because
You co-workers (and non-boating friends, family and
The sight of a waterfall gives you the
You call your buddies in order of shuttle ability.
Your boat is worth more than your car.
Even in the dead of winter, you never actually lose
You build your new house as close as possible to the
Your dog loves to roll in your pile of paddling
You're all dressed up and don't notice that you're
You ask the clerk at Eaton's how well these dress
You measure major purchases relative to the cost of
You're the one with the Bright Sunny Smile on the
Every once in a while you touch your paddle, just to
When your non boating friends visit your home or
You have no trouble saying "Rotomolded
You have a bathing suit that's wet from March to
Your Mom has stopped saying "be careful this
You've never setup a tent when it's light out.
You've tied up your mate using either a taught-line
You have friends that you don't recognize without
You can ID make and model on a car topped kayak at a quarter mile...
"Wet, sticky hole" and "blowing a
ferry" in casual
You always have sinus congestion on monday morning..
You leave your glasses strap on at night.
Your only considerations when buying a car are
All career, personal and financial decisions are
You visit Niagara Falls and think "This may be
You build a 2 car garage addition and you still
You bug out on your wife and kids to go paddling for
You deliberately watch the whole commercial just to
You maneuvre your car on five-lane streets by
If you live in a town with a river running through
You find yourself humming Weather Channel tunes and hope for flooding.
It takes longer and longer to get your "land
You feel all mushy inside when your wife gives you a
You keep moving the car seat forward, so you can
You can't look at water in a gutter without
You start driving around with your PFD and helmet on
After a car wreck, the first thing you check for is
The only thing you worry about when getting naked